Col Mustard's Hot Dogs

NEW YORK DOG

Indubitably, the butler's absolute favorite! A magnificent all-beef hot dog, lovingly simmered in a flavorful broth and then expertly grilled to achieve unparalleled perfection. Adorned with a generous serving of warm sauerkraut and crowned with your choice of Spicy Brown or Yellow Mustard.

1/4 LB HOT DOG

Professor Plum would undoubtedly approve of this magnificent creation! A hot dog twice the size, and twice the flavor! Braised in a flavorful broth before being expertly grilled to perfection. Served on a steamed bun, topped with your favorite toppings. Or add a generous ladle of hearty chili and a cascade of gooey cheddar cheese sauce at no additional charge.

CHICAGO DOG

Perfect for a meal in the Billiard room! A regular-sized hot dog, simmered in stock, grilled to perfection, and served on a steamed bun. Topped with tangy yellow mustard, raw onions, relish, tomato wedges, sport peppers, a pickle spear - all crowned with a dusting of celery salt.

TUCSON DOG

You will be eager to solve this one. Our take on the sonoran hot dog. Grilled all-beef dog, wrapped in a steamed bun. Topped with chili, tomatoes, onions, bacon, sriracha mayo, mustard and jalapeños.

POLISH SAUSAGE

Flavors bloom with intrigue with this one! A grilled polish sausage wrapped in a steamed bun and then topped with NY grilled onions, fiery sport peppers and a yellow mustard. The perfect culinary caper.

BRATWURST

Definitely a Colonel Mustard favorite! A beer-braised, grilled sausage piled high with tangy sauerkraut. No adventure would be complete without the kick of spicy brown mustard.

The Crime Scene

It’s a saucy whodunit on a bun! Straight from the scene of the crime, this all-beef suspect is smothered in a pool of rich chili, dripping with gooey cheese, and tangled up in grilled onions. The evidence? A splatter of our homemade fry sauce—so good it should be considered a felony. Warning: eating this messy masterpiece might require gloves… and an alibi.

The Colonel

Our Signature Dog — and Prime Suspect! Was it done in the kitchen? On the patio? Or right at the hotdog cart? No need for a detective badge—this signature suspect always leaves a delicious trail. Loaded with classic ketchup, zesty mustard, sweet relish, and a sprinkle of chopped onions, The Colonel Mustard is the star of the lineup. One bite, and you’ll know… it was definitely the Colonel, on the bun, with the condiments!

Miss Scarlett

She’s bold, she’s saucy, and she’s got a red streak of danger. Our all-beef hotdog dressed to kill with a generous layer of classic ketchup. Is she guilty? Maybe. But when something this simple tastes this good, who’s asking questions? Suspect number one on our menu of usual suspects.

Mr. Green

Drenched in suspicion and dripping with relish. Mr. Green is no stranger to a cover-up. This all-beef suspect comes topped with tangy relish and a crispy pickle spear—because every good crime needs a little crunch. Is it innocent or is it guilty of flavor in the first degree? Only one bite will tell.

Mrs. White

The Maid with a Motive. Don’t let the white gloves fool you… Mrs. White is cleaning house with this killer combo of creamy mayo and ghostly grilled onions on an all-beef hotdog. Feeling suspicious? Upgrade to Sriracha mayo for a spicy twist that’ll have you questioning if the butler really did it… or if it was Mrs. White all along.

Professor Plum

The case of the saucy suspect! Professor Plum has been spotted in the kitchen with a tangy trail of barbecue sauce and a crispy alibi of fried onions. Is it a crime of hunger… or something more sinister? Either way, this dog is guilty of being delicious.

Mrs. Peacock

Don’t Let Miss Peacock Fool You Behind the hat and polite smiles, Miss Peacock hides a dangerous craving. This all-beef hotdog may look innocent with its fresh tomato slice, rich mayo, and a dash of celery salt, but don’t be deceived—this one’s dressed to deceive and seasoned to kill. One bite and you’ll realize… not everything at the table is what it seems.

Mr. Boddy

Mr. Boddy – The One That Started It All… It wouldn’t be a crime scene without Mr. Boddy. This is the victim that set the whole game in motion—an all-beef hot dog, stripped down and bare, no bun, no alibi. You can dress him up with any condiments from our menu, or keep him plain and exposed, just the way the suspects found him. Want us to slice up the evidence? No problem—we’ll cut it up to make this crime easier to handle. Mr. Boddy: the ultimate victim… but how you finish him off is entirely up to you.

Murder Combo

Your choice of soda: Pepsi Diet Pepsi Dr. Pepper Cherry 7-Up Orange Crush A&W Cream/Root Beer (based on availability) YooHoo Bottled Water Juice Box: Honest Juice Apple Strawberry Lemonade Grape Fruit Punch Chips: Boulder Canyon Classic Sea Salt Sea Salt and Olive Oil BBQ Sea Salt & Cracked Black Pepper Fritos - upon availability

The Jr. Detective Meal

Calling all kid sleuths! The case of the missing lunch is officially solved. This undercover combo includes a junior-sized all-beef hotdog—served plain, with ketchup, or mustard—plus your choice of soda, juice, or water to keep your investigation hydrated. Comes with a side of chips for crunching the clues… and a surprise item that might just crack the case wide open. Warning: only for sharp minds and hungry detectives-in-training!

Crime of Passion - Chili Cheese

Add a slather of rich chili and a drizzle of gooey cheese to any hot dog--because the messier the scene, the better.

The Windy City Witness - Chicago Style

Add some serious street cred to any dog by going full Chicago-style—it’s the lineup you didn’t know you needed. We’re talkin’ neon relish, diced onions, tomatoes, sport peppers, pickle spear, a dash of celery salt, and a squiggle of yellow mustard. No ketchup—it’s a crime. Upgrade your dog with this classic combo for an additional charge… the evidence is stacked.

Turn Up the Heat - Tucson Style

Upgrade any dog to our signature Sonoran sizzler! This suspect comes fully loaded with savory chili, fresh tomatoes, diced onions, crispy bacon, spicy Sriracha mayo, classic mustard, and a kick of jalapeños. It’s a desert-style detour straight to flavor lockdown.

Exhibit (B)acon - Add Bacon

Presented to the court: one hotdog, now upgraded with undeniable bacon evidence. It’s salty, crispy, and completely incriminating. Comes with a minor charge—guilty of being too tasty.

The Boddy Bag

Introducing The Body Bag – straight from our secret menu crime scene and perfect for when you’re hungry enough to bury the evidence. We start with a bag of classic Fritos—your edible crime scene—then smother it in our house chili and ooey-gooey cheese that’s stickier than a detective in your business. Want to cover your tracks? Go full forensic with diced onions, jalapeños, or scandalous bacon bits. It’s messy. It’s murderously delicious. It’s finger-lickin’ felonious fun. Warning: Eating the Body Bag in public may attract suspicious stares… and jealous suspects.

The Red Herring

Not everything is as it seems… The Red Herring is our naked imposter — no dog, no crime scene victim — just the bun, fully loaded with all the veggies, relish, pickles, and condiments your heart desires. A mysterious option for those trying to keep their hands clean of the murder weapon. But beware… in the world of Clue, sometimes the innocent are the most suspicious.

The Smoking Barrel

The Smoking Barrel is the prime suspect in a case of delicious intent. This no-nonsense bowl of chili is packed with chopped all-beef hotdog, crisp raw onions, and a scatter of bacon bits—every bite a clue in a savory conspiracy. Add jalapeños if you’re ready to turn up the interrogation lights.

The Mutt-er Weapon

A killer snack for your most loyal canine accomplice. Carefully boiled in our secret house broth, this all-beef frank is served soft, warm and suspiciously delicious--perfect for even the most discerning dog detective. No grill marks, no spicy toppings--just a plain pup-approved dog, with or without the bun. Warning: may cause extreme tail wagging.